Brian Gervase
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Masters 2022 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Gazpacho Police! | Spring Masters 2022 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 28 | 34 | -6 | 0 | 11 | 10 |
| Los Merengues | Spring Open 2022 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 2 | 15 | 10 |
| Recycle your Whiteclaw | Spring Sunday 2022 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 28 | 18 | 10 | 1 | 17 | 9 |
| Nobody Fucks with the Jesus | Fall Masters 2021 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 1 | 11 | 10 |
| San Diego Wanderers | Fall Sunday 2021 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 28 | 29 | -1 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| White Trashed | Fall Sunday 2021 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 11 |
| Pazzos for 1 More | Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| The R. Kelly Experience | Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 25 | 37 | -12 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Bawdy Positivity | Fall Sunday 2021 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Organized Chaos | Summer Masters 2021 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 10 |
| White Walkers | Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 14 | 31 | -17 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
| La Naranja Mecanica | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 49 | 29 | 20 | 1 | 25 | 11 |
| Vaccinators | Spring Sunday 2021 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| We are Surrounded by Idiots | Spring Night 2021 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 7 |
| Dufresne In the Hole | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 8 | 9 | 3 | 9 | 5 |
| My JungBois FC | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 9 | 5 |
| LGBTQJMo | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 5 |
| Shirley's Soiled Zorch | Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 1 | 4 | 5 |
| Bhenchods | Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 19 | 51 | -32 | 0 | 1 | 11 |
| The Purple-Eagles (Look It Up) | Fall Sunday 2019 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Six Tits Three Slits | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 32 | 18 | 14 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| Outsourced My Porn | Fall Sunday 2019 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 34 | 16 | 18 | 1 | 23 | 11 |
| The Pinheads | Fall Night 2019 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 37 | 12 | 25 | 3 | 30 | 11 |
| Wakanda FC | Spring Night 2019 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 36 | -21 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| The Sheriff Is Near | Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 37 | 26 | 11 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Grant's D | Fall Sunday 2018 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 24 | 20 | 4 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| King O' Fhearts | Fall Night 2018 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 30 | 23 | 7 | 1 | 18 | 11 |
| Arse n All | Spring Sunday 2018 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 28 | 20 | 8 | 1 | 19 | 11 |