Michael Gates
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Night 2019 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Victorious Secret | Fall Night 2019 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| Lying, Cheating Bastards | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 31 | 30 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Black n Blue Balls | Fall Night 2018 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 12 | 22 | -10 | 3 | 13 | 11 |
| Ace O' Fhearts | Spring Night 2018 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 10 | 21 | 4 | 28 | 11 |
| Fish & Scripps | Fall Night 2017 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 14 | 29 | -15 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| More O2 Please | Spring Night 2017 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| R U Joking? | Fall Night 2016 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| Skid-Mark Central | Spring Night 2016 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 17 | 17 | 2 | 25 | 11 |
| Real Men FC | Fall Night 2015 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 13 | 18 | 6 | 28 | 11 |
| Tree Huggers & Gropers | Spring Night 2015 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 0 | 10 | 11 |
| Fire Down Below | Fall Night 2014 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 22 | 31 | -9 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| Sporting G-Strings | Spring Night 2014 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 11 |
| Real Santee | Fall Night 2013 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 3 | 12 | 11 |
| Navy | Spring Night 2013 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 3 | 16 | 11 |
| Greyhounds | Fall Sunday 2012 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 18 | 39 | -21 | 1 | 9 | 12 |
| Black | Fall Night 2012 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 18 | 13 | 2 | 23 | 11 |