Tim Birch
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus FC | Summer Open 2022 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
| White Mamba FC | Spring Open 2022 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 27 | 20 | 7 | 1 | 14 | 10 |
| Queen O' Fhearts | Spring Night 2021 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 7 |
| Sloppy Seconds | Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 14 | -1 | 0 | 7 | 5 |
| I Am Curious (yellow) | Fall Night 2019 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 23 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 11 |
| Hush Money FC | Fall Night 2018 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 33 | 20 | 13 | 1 | 22 | 11 |
| Good Will Hung Team | Spring Night 2018 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 27 | 13 | 14 | 3 | 26 | 11 |
| We'll Never Walk Alone | Spring Sunday 2018 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| I'd Rather Be Swedish | Fall Night 2017 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 19 | 9 | 2 | 22 | 11 |
| Playing for Beer | Spring Night 2017 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 6 | 24 | 11 |
| Soccerholics | Fall Night 2016 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 11 |
| Real Sweaty | Spring Night 2016 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 15 | 27 | -12 | 1 | 8 | 11 |
| Black | Fall Night 2015 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 17 | 20 | -3 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| Jersey Shore Sharts | Spring Night 2015 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 11 | 19 | -8 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| Cunning Stunts | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 11 |