Chris Ellsworth
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Open 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Geri-Hat-Tricks | Spring Open 2023 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 10 |
| Smell Us Strömming | Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 | 10 | 9 |
| Globo Gym | Summer Open 2022 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Massey Made Me Do It | Spring Open 2022 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 10 |
| Blue Ballers | Fall Open 2021 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 9 | 11 | 5 | 22 | 10 |
| La Naranja Mecanica | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 49 | 29 | 20 | 1 | 25 | 11 |
| Fauci's Bitches | Spring Sunday 2021 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 26 | 24 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| FC Forza Rosa | Spring Night 2021 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
| El Submarino Amarillo FC | Spring Night 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 5 |
| Blue Balls FC | Fall Night 2019 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| I Am Curious (yellow) | Fall Night 2019 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 23 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 11 |
| La Flama Blanca | Fall Night 2019 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Lying, Cheating Bastards | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 31 | 30 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Le Mano de Dios | Spring Night 2018 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 29 | 25 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 11 |
| Clockwork Orange | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 17 | 31 | -14 | 1 | 9 | 11 |
| Vatreni FC | Spring Night 2018 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 27 | 20 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| FC Liver Spots | Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 11 | 18 | -7 | 4 | 12 | 11 |
| You're an Eight | Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 24 | -10 | 1 | 8 | 11 |
| Great News Beers | Spring Night 2017 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 18 | 20 | -2 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| Sons of Pitches! | Fall Night 2016 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 1 | 17 | 11 |
| Go Back to Your Shit Hole | Spring Sunday 2016 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| Deez Nutz | Fall Night 2015 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 31 | 21 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Rapid Finishers | Spring Sunday 2015 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 26 | -6 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| Pretty Fly 4A White Guy | Spring Night 2015 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 35 | 15 | 20 | 2 | 20 | 11 |
| The Fighting Pitches | Fall Night 2014 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 18 | 32 | -14 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| Grey (for me to) Poupon | Fall Night 2014 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 17 | 31 | -14 | 0 | 7 | 11 |