Jose Alatorre
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Consensual Dicks | Fall Masters 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| No A, Jose! | Summer Masters 2022 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 20 | -10 | 0 | 4 | 7 |
| The Gazpacho Police! | Spring Masters 2022 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 28 | 34 | -6 | 0 | 11 | 10 |
| Bonafide Scrubs | Fall Sunday 2021 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 32 | 20 | 12 | 3 | 22 | 11 |
| Organized Chaos | Summer Masters 2021 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 10 |
| Fauci's Bitches | Spring Sunday 2021 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 26 | 24 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| Adelita's Knights | Spring Sunday 2020 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 |
| STFU Donny | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| We Want Equal-Pay | Fall Night 2019 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| Dazed & Confused | Summer Masters 2019 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 15 | -2 | 1 | 10 | 8 |
| Go Big Green | Spring Sunday 2019 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 18 | 11 | 1 | 23 | 11 |
| The Chumpions | Fall Sunday 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 25 | 11 |
| Russian Hackers | Summer Masters 2018 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 16 | 4 | 2 | 13 | 9 |
| Red & Itchy | Summer Masters 2017 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 6 |
| Le Mano de Dios | Spring Night 2018 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 29 | 25 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 11 |
| Cox is overrated | Spring Sunday 2018 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 28 | 22 | 6 | 2 | 18 | 11 |
| The Reaper Cometh | Summer Masters 2016 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 |
| The Red Clowns | Fall Sunday 2017 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 2 | 24 | 11 |
| Cojones Morados FC | Fall Night 2017 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 21 | 29 | -8 | 1 | 15 | 11 |
| FC Deplorable and Infidel Hombres | Spring Sunday 2017 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 16 | 38 | -22 | 0 | 6 | 11 |
| You're an Eight | Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 24 | -10 | 1 | 8 | 11 |
| Make Soccer Great - FDT | Fall Sunday 2016 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 19 | -4 | 3 | 10 | 11 |
| SROP Hooligans | Fall Night 2016 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 20 | 11 |
| DB's Marionettes | Spring Sunday 2016 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 32 | 42 | -10 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| Bottle of Blues | Spring Night 2016 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 2 | 22 | 11 |
| SROP Sperm Bank | Fall Sunday 2015 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 3 | 16 | 11 |
| FC Deadwood Strikers | Spring Sunday 2015 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 25 | 35 | -10 | 0 | 10 | 11 |
| Pepto Bismol Aftermath | Spring Night 2015 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 10 | 11 | 3 | 26 | 11 |
| Patron Añejo | Fall Sunday 2014 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 29 | 30 | -1 | 0 | 17 | 12 |
| Statesboro Blues | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 20 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Walking Dead | Spring Sunday 2014 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 35 | 30 | 5 | 0 | 19 | 12 |
| Caliente | Spring Night 2014 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 2 | 16 | 11 |
| Sounder Zombies | Fall Sunday 2013 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 21 | 12 |
| Real Santee | Fall Night 2013 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 3 | 12 | 11 |
| Silver Resposados | Spring Sunday 2013 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 21 | 41 | -20 | 0 | 6 | 12 |
| Y Can't We B Friends | Spring Night 2013 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 14 | 27 | -13 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| Brown 'N' Black | Fall Sunday 2012 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 23 | 29 | -6 | 1 | 14 | 12 |
| Doritios Bandidas | Fall Night 2012 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 1 | 13 | 11 |
| Agave Hangover | Spring Sunday 2012 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 28 | 27 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 12 |