Danny White
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2023 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2022 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kermit's Velvet Hammer FC | Fall Night 2023 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Silver Bullets | Summer Open 2023 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 26 | -9 | 0 | 5 | 8 |
| Geri-Hat-Tricks | Spring Night 2023 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 0 | 18 | 10 |
| Smell Us Strömming | Fall Night 2022 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 | 10 | 9 |
| Globo Gym | Summer Open 2022 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Massey Made Me Do It | Spring Night 2022 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 10 |
| Turn a Blind Eye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| Balls Deep | Fall Night 2021 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 10 |
| Pazzos for 1 More | Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| Team Danny | Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 2 | 9 | 10 |
| Vaccinators | Spring Sunday 2021 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| I Cry After Sex | Spring Night 2021 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Pigs and Peanut Butter | Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 23 | -17 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Hard Pass on the Devil's Grass | Spring Night 2020 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 1 | 15 | 5 |
| The Chosen One | Fall Sunday 2019 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 23 | 33 | -10 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| STFU Donny | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| Blue Balls FC | Fall Night 2019 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Hurts When I Pee(SG) | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 22 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Sick Balls Chopper! | Spring Sunday 2019 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 16 | 30 | -14 | 0 | 10 | 11 |
| Twitty Tisters | Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 29 | -9 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| Stinky Pinky | Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 35 | -16 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| The Stars and Stripes | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| Blue Agave | Spring Sunday 2018 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 4 | 21 | 11 |
| Game of Throw-Ins | Spring Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 15 | 33 | -18 | 1 | 7 | 11 |