Amir Ansari
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Masters 2025 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2025 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2024 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2023 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2022 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hookers Don't Care | Spring Masters 2025 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 0 | 6 | 4 |
| Very Messy | Spring Sunday 2025 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 12 | 14 | 4 | 18 | 10 |
| Irish Car Bomb | Fall Masters 2024 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 8 |
| Shook you all night long | Fall Sunday 2024 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| What Norm's team said | Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| MisSean Impossible III: Finals | Spring Masters 2024 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 3 | 22 | 10 |
| Worst Son FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 19 | 28 | -9 | 2 | 9 | 10 |
| Old Pros and Pacificos | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 47 | 34 | 13 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Consensual Dicks | Fall Masters 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| Abbiate-We Score...just look at that GD! | Spring Masters 2023 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 20 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 11 |
| Loverboy Spritz FC | Spring Open 2023 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 36 | -16 | 0 | 9 | 10 |
| The Rooney Rule | Spring Sunday 2023 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 32 | 34 | -2 | 0 | 17 | 11 |
| FC Wise Old Men | Fall Masters 2022 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 31 | 18 | 13 | 1 | 15 | 9 |
| We would have won with Amir | Fall Open 2022 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 18 | 6 | 0 | 19 | 9 |
| Phil - USMNT B Team | Fall Sunday 2022 | 7 | 4 | 0 | 42 | 31 | 11 | 1 | 21 | 11 |
| Crystal Phallus FC | Summer Open 2022 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 17 | 19 | -2 | 1 | 6 | 7 |
| Grown in a Peach Tree Dish | Summer Masters 2022 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 15 | 17 | -2 | 1 | 7 | 7 |
| Absolut Ballers | Spring Open 2022 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 3 | 14 | 10 |
| Turn a Blind Eye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| Guts, Sweat, & Beer | Fall Open 2021 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 13 | 29 | -16 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| My JungBois FC | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 9 | 5 |
| El Submarino Amarillo FC | Spring Night 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 5 |