Chip Zuckerman
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Masters 2024 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2024 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2019 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2016 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bloody Mary | Fall Masters 2024 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 14 | 22 | -8 | 1 | 8 | 8 |
| LewandoWhisky in the Jar FC | Fall Sunday 2024 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 24 | 39 | -15 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| What Norm's team said | Summer Open 2024 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Black Magic FC | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Team to be Named Later | Fall Masters 2023 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 40 | -20 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| The Karens | Summer Masters 2023 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 3 | 13 | 8 |
| Abbiate-We Score...just look at that GD! | Spring Masters 2023 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 20 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 11 |
| Dude, that isn’t a big rat, it is an Opossum! | Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 37 | -24 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| Sean - Balls to the Wall | Fall Sunday 2022 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 43 | 34 | 9 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| No A, Jose! | Summer Masters 2022 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 20 | -10 | 0 | 4 | 7 |
| SROAARP | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 1 | 5 | 10 |
| Shitlips my friend, lion who does not ram the sheep strokes the goat. | Fall Masters 2021 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 10 |
| Goal de Locks | Summer Masters 2021 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 17 | 10 |
| Silver Streak | Fall Masters 2019 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 22 | 23 | -1 | 0 | 15 | 12 |
| Blue By-You FC | Fall Sunday 2019 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 27 | 31 | -4 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Grumpy Old Men | Summer Masters 2019 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 8 |
| Lying, Cheating Bastards | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 31 | 30 | 1 | 0 | 15 | 11 |
| Black Souls | Summer Masters 2018 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 0 | 10 | 9 |
| SCLTSOMB | Summer Masters 2017 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| The Stars and Stripes | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| We'll Never Walk Alone | Spring Sunday 2018 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| The Reaper Cometh | Summer Masters 2016 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 |
| I Was Dating a Martian Chick | Fall Sunday 2017 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 19 | 25 | -6 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| FC Farcelona | Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 22 | 21 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Playing for Beer | Spring Night 2017 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 6 | 24 | 11 |
| SROP Hooligans | Fall Night 2016 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 5 | 20 | 11 |
| Real Sweaty | Spring Night 2016 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 15 | 27 | -12 | 1 | 8 | 11 |
| McSweaty | Fall Night 2015 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Cunning Stunts | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 11 |
| Whitey's Galaxy Adventure | Fall Night 2013 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 29 | 34 | -5 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| Y Can't We B Friends | Spring Night 2013 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 14 | 27 | -13 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| Whitey | Fall Night 2012 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 26 | 22 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 11 |