John McCormack
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Masters 2024 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2012 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A-Dick-Sean Issues | Spring Masters 2024 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 1 | 12 | 8 |
| Mean Machine | Spring Sunday 2024 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 28 | 23 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 9 |
| Black Magic FC | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Old Yellers | Fall Masters 2023 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 18 | 33 | -15 | 0 | 5 | 11 |
| 2 Tequila! 3 Tequila! Floor! | Summer Masters 2023 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 1 | 8 | 8 |
| Chapman- Banished to the Parking Lot! | Spring Masters 2023 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| Ronaldo is not dead | Spring Sunday 2023 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 42 | 25 | 17 | 3 | 20 | 11 |
| Our couch pulls out but we don't | Fall Masters 2022 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 13 | 9 |
| Kevin - We are Family | Fall Sunday 2022 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 27 | 22 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| No A, Jose! | Summer Masters 2022 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 10 | 20 | -10 | 0 | 4 | 7 |
| SROAARP | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 1 | 5 | 10 |
| Mac in the Box | Spring Sunday 2022 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 9 |
| 15 Is My Limit on Schnitzengruben! | Fall Masters 2021 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 23 | 19 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 10 |
| Bawdy Positivity | Fall Sunday 2021 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| White Walkers | Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 14 | 31 | -17 | 1 | 2 | 10 |
| La Naranja Mecanica | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 49 | 29 | 20 | 1 | 25 | 11 |
| Wow, that guy is still playing!? | Spring Night 2021 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 2 | 9 | 7 |
| LGBTQJMo | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 5 |
| IPAvirus | Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
| Bhenchods | Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 10 | 1 | 19 | 51 | -32 | 0 | 1 | 11 |
| La Flama Blanca | Fall Night 2019 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Dazed & Confused | Summer Masters 2019 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 13 | 15 | -2 | 1 | 10 | 8 |
| Ian's Uncles Team | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 2 | 18 | 11 |
| I want my $2, Chad | Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 17 | 11 |
| Twitty Tisters | Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 29 | -9 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| Hott Totties | Fall Night 2018 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 17 | 34 | -17 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Walking Wounded | Summer Masters 2017 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 6 |
| Big Brazillian Nuts | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 33 | -14 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Blue + Yellow = Green | Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 15 | 16 | -1 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| White Power Rangers | Summer Masters 2016 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 6 |
| Dry Dreams & Wet Farts | Summer Masters 2016 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 12 | -2 | 0 | 7 | 6 |
| The Red Clowns | Fall Sunday 2017 | 8 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 2 | 24 | 11 |
| Fish & Scripps | Fall Night 2017 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 14 | 29 | -15 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| Be Low Me! | Spring Sunday 2017 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 35 | 37 | -2 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Overrated! | Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 20 | 32 | -12 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Build the Wall FC | Fall Sunday 2016 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 2 | 23 | 11 |
| Soccerholics | Fall Night 2016 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 11 |
| FuckinG Manc Bastards | Spring Sunday 2016 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 35 | 22 | 13 | 0 | 24 | 11 |
| San Diego Raiders | Spring Night 2016 | 2 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 33 | -20 | 1 | 6 | 11 |
| Designated Drinkers | Fall Sunday 2015 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 33 | 40 | -7 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Deez Nutz | Fall Night 2015 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 31 | 21 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 11 |
| Too Beaucoup | Fall Sunday 2014 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 26 | 39 | -13 | 1 | 9 | 12 |
| You Calling Me Yellow? | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 21 | 11 |
| Le Putos! | Spring Sunday 2014 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 25 | 27 | -2 | 2 | 16 | 12 |
| Rangers | Spring Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 11 |
| Black Mamba | Fall Sunday 2013 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 34 | 22 | 12 | 0 | 25 | 12 |
| Ride a Cowboy | Fall Night 2013 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 15 | 26 | -11 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| Red Nation | Spring Sunday 2013 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 2 | 25 | 12 |
| Rangers FC | Spring Night 2013 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 13 | 14 | 3 | 27 | 11 |
| Agent Orange | Fall Sunday 2012 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 28 | 25 | 3 | 2 | 15 | 12 |
| Rangers | Fall Night 2012 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Flamingo | Spring Sunday 2012 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 23 | 47 | -24 | 1 | 10 | 12 |