Khalid Sheikh
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MisSean Impossible III: Finals | Spring Masters 2024 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 7 |
| 23andMe | Summer Masters 2023 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 0 | 7 | 8 |
| McDermott - Pelvic Confusion | Spring Masters 2023 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 17 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Soylent Green | Summer Masters 2022 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 7 |
| SROAARP | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 1 | 5 | 10 |
| 15 Is My Limit on Schnitzengruben! | Fall Masters 2021 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 23 | 19 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 10 |
| Team Amish | Summer Open 2021 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 25 | -16 | 0 | 7 | 10 |
| A Pile of Blow | Summer Masters 2021 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 28 | 19 | 9 | 1 | 19 | 10 |
| Inject Light Into The Body | Spring Sunday 2021 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Sky Hookers | Spring Sunday 2021 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 28 | 40 | -12 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Fauci's Bitches | Spring Sunday 2021 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 26 | 24 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 11 |
| Calmate Mutherfuckers | Spring Sunday 2021 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 28 | -7 | 0 | 7 | 11 |
| I Cry After Sex | Spring Night 2021 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| LGBTQJMo | Spring Sunday 2020 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 5 |
| Going for Lady Byng | Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 5 |
| Silver Streak | Fall Masters 2019 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 22 | 23 | -1 | 0 | 15 | 12 |
| The Purple-Eagles (Look It Up) | Fall Sunday 2019 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 2 | 10 | 11 |
| Fabulous Monstrous Hippos | Spring Night 2019 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 31 | 33 | -2 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| I want my $2, Chad | Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 17 | 11 |
| Twitty Tisters | Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 29 | -9 | 2 | 7 | 11 |
| Big Brazillian Nuts | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 33 | -14 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| Neymarless | Fall Night 2017 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 19 | 18 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 11 |
| You're an Eight | Spring Night 2017 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 14 | 24 | -10 | 1 | 8 | 11 |
| Ivanna Win FC | Fall Sunday 2016 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| Kicking it Old School | Fall Night 2016 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 20 | 17 | 3 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Phil Babb's Lost Bollock | Spring Sunday 2016 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 26 | 35 | -9 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| Skid-Mark Central | Spring Night 2016 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 34 | 17 | 17 | 2 | 25 | 11 |
| Black | Fall Night 2015 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 17 | 20 | -3 | 0 | 12 | 11 |
| Pepto Bismol Aftermath | Spring Night 2015 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 10 | 11 | 3 | 26 | 11 |
| Oh, Canada! | Fall Night 2014 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 2 | 12 | 11 |
| Sporting G-Strings | Spring Night 2014 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 17 | 14 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 11 |
| Golden Old Crew | Fall Night 2013 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 34 | 15 | 19 | 4 | 22 | 11 |
| Rangers FC | Spring Night 2013 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 13 | 14 | 3 | 27 | 11 |
| Los Diablos Rojos | Fall Night 2012 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 13 | 18 | -5 | 1 | 14 | 11 |