Chad Helmle
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Summer Open 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2020 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2019 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2018 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2017 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2017 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2016 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2015 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2015 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Sunday 2014 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Sunday 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Fall Sunday 2013 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2013 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last Dance | Fall Sunday 2023 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 52 | -31 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| Turn a Blind Eye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 9 |
| Bonafide Scrubs | Fall Sunday 2021 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 32 | 20 | 12 | 3 | 22 | 11 |
| Team Jorgen | Summer Open 2021 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 15 | 17 | -2 | 3 | 10 | 10 |
| Vaccinators | Spring Sunday 2021 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 5 | 11 |
| I Cry After Sex | Spring Night 2021 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 1 | 10 | 7 |
| Pheel My Kracken | Spring Sunday 2020 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 16 | -8 | 0 | 4 | 5 |
| IPAvirus | Spring Night 2020 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 5 |
| Outsourced My Porn | Fall Sunday 2019 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 34 | 16 | 18 | 1 | 23 | 11 |
| Detox Just to Retox | Fall Night 2019 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 12 | 33 | -21 | 1 | 3 | 11 |
| Ian's Uncles Team | Spring Night 2019 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 2 | 18 | 11 |
| I want my $2, Chad | Spring Sunday 2019 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 17 | 11 |
| Lime , Salt and Tequila | Fall Sunday 2018 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 24 | 33 | -9 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| Stinky Pinky | Fall Night 2018 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 19 | 35 | -16 | 0 | 3 | 11 |
| Big Brazillian Nuts | Spring Night 2018 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 33 | -14 | 1 | 10 | 11 |
| My Manager is a Prick | Spring Sunday 2018 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 14 | 23 | -9 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| The Dirty Sanchez | Fall Sunday 2017 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 26 | 27 | -1 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| Light Blue Balls | Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 16 | 23 | -7 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| Mariah's Gym Fishnet Sniffers | Spring Sunday 2017 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 17 | 37 | -20 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| Stuff Hanging Down | Spring Night 2017 | 5 | 6 | 0 | 15 | 28 | -13 | 1 | 15 | 11 |
| Make Soccer Great - FDT | Fall Sunday 2016 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 15 | 19 | -4 | 3 | 10 | 11 |
| Mercury Rising | Fall Night 2016 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 24 | -4 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| Lanesra FC | Spring Sunday 2016 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 15 | 28 | -13 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| Nuclear Snot FC | Spring Night 2016 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| CWA | Fall Sunday 2015 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 33 | 31 | 2 | 1 | 13 | 11 |
| Lights Out | Fall Night 2015 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 16 | -2 | 4 | 16 | 11 |
| SPF 3K | Spring Sunday 2015 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 24 | 28 | -4 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Pepto Bismol Aftermath | Spring Night 2015 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 10 | 11 | 3 | 26 | 11 |
| Lucifer Rising | Fall Sunday 2014 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 34 | 33 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 12 |
| Cunning Stunts | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 11 |
| Pap Smear | Spring Sunday 2014 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 16 | 22 | -6 | 3 | 15 | 12 |
| Poor Man FC | Spring Night 2014 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 29 | -8 | 0 | 13 | 11 |
| Blue Ballz | Fall Sunday 2013 | 2 | 8 | 2 | 21 | 34 | -13 | 0 | 8 | 12 |
| Dynamo | Fall Night 2013 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 20 | 30 | -10 | 0 | 7 | 11 |
| Red Nation | Spring Sunday 2013 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 2 | 25 | 12 |
| Brown 'N' Black | Fall Sunday 2012 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 23 | 29 | -6 | 1 | 14 | 12 |