Scott Parrish
Stats
| Season | Goals | Pks | YC | RC | Absences |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spring Masters 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2024 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2023 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2022 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Sunday 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2021 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Masters 2019 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2019 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Fall Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Summer Masters 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Summer Masters 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2018 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2017 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2016 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Fall Night 2015 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Spring Night 2015 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2014 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Spring Night 2014 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fall Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Spring Night 2013 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Fall Night 2012 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Team History
| Team Name | Season | W | L | D | GF | GA | GD | SO | Pts | GP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MisSean Impossible III: Finals | Spring Masters 2024 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 7 |
| Baby Blues FC | Spring Sunday 2024 | 4 | 5 | 0 | 24 | 29 | -5 | 1 | 12 | 9 |
| Last Dance | Fall Sunday 2023 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 21 | 52 | -31 | 0 | 4 | 11 |
| Los Diablos Rojos FC | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 32 | 28 | 4 | 1 | 20 | 11 |
| Old Pros and Pacificos | Fall Sunday 2023 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 47 | 34 | 13 | 1 | 19 | 11 |
| Old Yellers | Fall Masters 2023 | 1 | 8 | 2 | 18 | 33 | -15 | 0 | 5 | 11 |
| FC Tequila Blanco | Summer Masters 2023 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 13 | 7 | 1 | 17 | 8 |
| Chapman- Banished to the Parking Lot! | Spring Masters 2023 | 2 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 37 | -16 | 1 | 7 | 11 |
| Trying to stay outta AA | Fall Masters 2022 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 27 | 12 | 15 | 1 | 23 | 9 |
| Soylent Green | Summer Masters 2022 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 1 | 8 | 7 |
| SROAARP | Spring Masters 2022 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 12 | 31 | -19 | 1 | 5 | 10 |
| Bye | Spring Sunday 2022 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 30 | 27 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 9 |
| Recycle your Whiteclaw | Spring Sunday 2022 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 28 | 18 | 10 | 1 | 17 | 9 |
| Shitlips my friend, lion who does not ram the sheep strokes the goat. | Fall Masters 2021 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 1 | 16 | 10 |
| Cleats & Cleavage FC. | Fall Sunday 2021 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 17 | 24 | -7 | 2 | 14 | 11 |
| Bonafide Scrubs | Fall Sunday 2021 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 32 | 20 | 12 | 3 | 22 | 11 |
| Pazzos for 1 More | Fall Sunday 2021 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 18 | 45 | -27 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| Bang Ding Ow | Summer Masters 2021 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2 | 15 | 10 |
| La Naranja Mecanica | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 49 | 29 | 20 | 1 | 25 | 11 |
| Pfizer HK | Spring Sunday 2021 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 26 | 32 | -6 | 1 | 16 | 11 |
| Plump Jack Wineries | Spring Sunday 2021 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 16 | 15 | 2 | 26 | 11 |
| FC Forza Rosa | Spring Night 2021 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 12 | 16 | -4 | 1 | 5 | 7 |
| Strippers and Blow | Spring Night 2020 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Still Alive and Still Kicking | Fall Masters 2019 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 5 | 25 | 12 |
| La Flama Blanca | Fall Night 2019 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 3 | 21 | 11 |
| Up In Smoke | Summer Masters 2019 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 8 |
| Megan's Law | Spring Night 2019 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 11 | 14 | 3 | 26 | 11 |
| Just White | Fall Night 2018 | 5 | 5 | 1 | 32 | 25 | 7 | 0 | 16 | 11 |
| Bluteus Maximus | Summer Masters 2018 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 10 | 25 | -15 | 0 | 5 | 9 |
| SCLTSOMB | Summer Masters 2017 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| FC Farcelona | Fall Night 2017 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 22 | 21 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 11 |
| Purple Nurples | Spring Night 2017 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 5 | 21 | 11 |
| Arse 'n' All FC | Fall Night 2016 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 30 | 11 | 19 | 4 | 23 | 11 |
| Bottle of Blues | Spring Night 2016 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 2 | 22 | 11 |
| Your In Sample | Fall Night 2015 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 3 | 22 | 11 |
| Tree Huggers & Gropers | Spring Night 2015 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 0 | 10 | 11 |
| Sean of the Dead | Fall Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 28 | 21 | 7 | 0 | 20 | 11 |
| Rangers | Spring Night 2014 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 12 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 11 |
| Real Santee | Fall Night 2013 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 18 | 21 | -3 | 3 | 12 | 11 |
| Team ESL | Spring Night 2013 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 16 | 35 | -19 | 0 | 8 | 11 |
| Black | Fall Night 2012 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 31 | 18 | 13 | 2 | 23 | 11 |